You know you're getting old....

Yesterday evening, because I would not be home until late, I thought I would put a cuddly toy in our bed to keep Hubby company when he turned in for the night.

With several to choose from, I decided against the cuddly seal, funky chicken and furry rabbit and instead opted for 'Teddy'. A one time fluffy white bear given to me when I was 4yrs old.

In fairness, 'Teddy' is past his best. He's not really looked the same since I washed him in the machine and managed to singe his face whilst drying him a little too close to the fire circa 1977.

The modifications to his appearance continued around the same time when I performed some plastic surgery and gave him newly sewn eyes and a very low red mouth. Mouth? It's more like a tracheotomy!

Anyway, when I returned home last night, Teddy had moved onto my side of the bed so I thought I'd give him what turned out to be an 'instantly familiar' cuddle, (don't worry I cuddled Hubby first!).

The moment I squeezed Teddy close to me I was reminded of ALL the occasions when I had sought comfort from him, played 'schools' with him, used him as a puppet in shows that used the back of the sofa as a stage, and packed in my suitcase when threatening to leave home...

Slowly, whilst lying there in the dark it dawned on me that that 'Teddy' is currently 39yrs old! And then came the realisation that he's almost as old as me. Now that WAS a shock.

I've always been quite sentimental and whilst (apart from memories) I only have very few 'treasures' left from my childhood: an awful ornament my mother bought for me when I passed my first music exam, a set of 'Milly Molly Mandy' books that I enjoyed as a child and my first piece of 'real' jewellery (a tiny gold locket given to me by my Grandparents) 'Teddy' was able to transform me back to the days when life was much less complicated and full of potential.

As I lay there in the dark I started to wonder whether my experience of this 'time machine' effect was unique or whether others had their own 'Teddy' moments?

If you have a similar story, or the above resonates in some way with memories from your childhood. I'd love to hear from you.

In the meantime, try not to lose sight of the years that made us what we are and the experiences that shaped our personalities. Be grateful for those safe moments with your 'Teddy' and finally, spare a thought for how he might be feeling.

After all, he's almost your age...

Was I Scottish In An Earlier Life????

Last week hubby and I celebrated our wedding anniversary in Bonny Scotland - the place I love more than anywhere in the world (apart from my bed which is actually my favourite place, ever, ever, ever).

After a hectic year to date the chance to really 'get away from it all' appealed greatly and so we booked ourselves a lovely studio cottage up in the hills. Fifteen miles from the nearest shop and along a dead end single track road. Bliss.

For me, travelling to Scotland must be an adventure (it's the child in me), so our journey began at 4am on Saturday morning when we set off, in the half light to explore the wilds of the north. We made really good time and arrived at our cottage at around 2.30pm after having stocked up in Inverness with obscene amounts of food and alcohol.

It is fair to say that we managed to apply hubby's magic rule of thumb (usually adopted when dining out) in that we spent more money on necessities such as wine, beer and champagne that we did on incidental extras such as meat, vegetables, milk, fruit etc... Well we were on holiday and it was a celebration. Needless to say our waistlines have expanded to suit our ages even more accurately.

During our week we explored the hills around our accomodation and made the most of the peace and quiet. There were deer grazing in and around the garden every day and we spotted countless hawks, a pair of Red Kite, a Lapwing and amazingly were graced with the dulcet tones of a cuckoo in the tree outside at 4am. All this with the distant sound of the rivers, streams and waterfalls made sweet, sweet music. Apart from these few sounds the silence was beatifully deafening.

Exploring further afield during the rest of the week we drove around Loch Carron and visited Plockton on a less than sunny day. The saving grace of the day for my food centric personality was THE most amazing bowl of Cullen Skink that I had for my lunch. It was like nectar. If anyone can recommend a recipe that is idiot proof, then I'd love to hear from you. After a tour around to the Applecross peninsula we headed back to sample some wine and check on our 'pet' deer.

Midweek saw us venture to Ullapool and The Summer Isles which are a sight to behold. Remarkably we were granted beautiful sunshine and the views of the Summer Isles were quite incredible. Hubby decided to dip his toes in the sea and it was surprisingly warm (or so he said). I think he was trying to get me to go skinny dipping and freezing my bits off!

Driving through these small and remote communities made our life in 'the metropolis that is Gobowen' seem fast paced. To me there was a real sense of a time gone by and, I fear, for many of us lost forever. Don't get me wrong, the sunshine we were enjoying was a rare thing indeed and at 4pm on a November evening I am sure life is a whole lot different but for some reason it still really appeals to me. I wonder if perhaps I was Scottish in a previous life? Certainly feels that way when I am there.

On Wednesday we stayed overnight in Ullapool, a purpose built community on the shores of Loch Broome with ferry links to the Isles of Lewis and Harris. As with any port Ullapool has a sense of transition and in many ways lacks a heart but to me that makes it all the more appealing. I love the anonymity of airports, train stations and, by definition, anywhere that is full of comings and goings. All people there with a different life, a different purpose a different view. I love the mystery of it all...

Prior to my imbibing slightly too much celebratory wine we managed to find a spectacular restaurant called The Arch http://www.thearchinn.co.uk/ for our evening meal. One to recommended for sure.

As you can see, despite the wine I was still able to sit on the sea wall without disappearing into the water...quite a feat, believe me.

After a day at Inverewe Gardens on Thursday we ventured back to our 'bolt hole' to spend Friday soaking up the last rays of sunshine and tranquility before our long drive home.

I am always sad to return from holiday but this time it seemed even harder to pull myself away and step back into the real world. It's important to escape sometimes. Does the solar panels a world of good and reminds us all what life is really about.

Stuck for somewhere to go later in the year? Go to Scotland, you won't be disappointed.

GOLDEN NUGGETS ...

Like many people at the moment, I am on a 'try not to do any' spending spree. Money needs to go further than it used to and inevitably that means no expensive treats or impulse buys. As a woman, that particular burden is very hard to bear.

In a moment of melancholic madness I started thinking about things I could do to cheer myself up a bit. Things that wouldn't cost the earth and would make me feel good. Slowly it dawned on me that I already do lots of things that, if I allowed them too, could cheer me up. Incredibly, in my quest for pleasure I have simply stopped appreciating them. Unforgiveable!

This was such a revelation to me that I started to wonder whether others might be in the same situation. Might have lost touch with the simple things in life. The some might say, dull things in life. So, being the generous soul that I am I thought I would share with you some of the items I identified in the hope that you might begin to seek out the little gems in your own life and start to savour them for yourself.

1. Chip Butties


2. Sitting on the sofa with your hubby watching a good film and sharing a bag of Maltesers.


3. Snuggling under the duvet on a dark and cold morning and hearing your neighbour scraping ice off their car windscreen.


4. A smile from a stranger whilst walking down the street.


5. Listening to poetry being recited by a 'dark brown' voice.


6. Admiring a well kept garden (not mine for sure).


7. Spending the afternoon with family and enjoying a good old natter.


8. Hearing children from the local school playing in the playground at lunchtime.


9. Watching an elderly couple walking hand in hand.


10. Birdsong.


11. Getting a card or a letter in the post from a friend.


12. Sharing a joke with friends.


13. A walk in the countryside.


14. Playing a good old fashioned boardgame like scrabble and not needing to win.


15. A mug of hot tea and some thick sliced toast with just a little too much butter.


16. Looking at old photographs and taking a walk down memory lane.


17. Buying a favourite bar of chocolate for someone you love.


18. Taking a trip to the seaside and eating fish and chips in the rain.


19. A long soak in the bath and getting into bed with newly laundered bed linen.


20. Watching a craftsman at work.

Let me know of any I've missed.

ONE WAY TICKET...

In the recent years of the super competitive world we all came to expect more from life. We had higher expectations from everyone and from everything. The need to have recognition, reward and the ‘next best thing’ became the norm. Fortunately, I believe (hope) this is all about to change.

For many, the demand from life still exists and will, I am afraid, ultimately lead to emptiness and sadness. However, I am hopeful that for many of us there is a gradual return to the simple things in life. We are beginning to long for those days when, kindness, personality, manners and ‘a good job well done’ were enough to make us feel a sense of achievement which was reward enough for ourselves. The days of ‘my word is my bond’ are enjoying resurgence and I personally am delighted.

This doesn’t mean that we, as individuals, are no longer ambitious or competitive. Simply that we are slowly beginning to rediscover the simpler things in life. Those core values that once were the mainstay of our society are, thankfully, re emerging as the foundations of our lives both socially and commercially.

Having discovered the extent and complexities of the world beyond our shores the time now seems to have come for us to recognise and accept what is out there. Do what we can to improve the global society but not to the detriment of our own land, and to appreciate the benefit and true value of those near and dear to us.

At the risk of sounding like a ‘hippie’ (and hey man, what if I do?) I sincerely hope that I am correctly interpreting the vibes I get from the people I meet and speak with.

Don’t the vast majority of us just want to get along? Be good neighbours to one another. Enjoy what we have around us and do what we can to protect it?

Don’t we all want to recognise the best of life and try not to dwell on the worst of life?

But most of all,

Don’t we all need to remind ourselves, almost daily, that life is like a one way train ticket; it is ok to nod off along the way, ok to sample the goods from the buffet car but the most important thing is to admire, savour and enjoy the view even when going through a tunnel…

From a Railway Carriage

Faster than fairies, faster than witches,

Bridges and houses, hedges and ditches;

And charging along like troops in a battle

All through the meadows the horses and cattle:

All of the sights of the hill and the plain

Fly as thick as driving rain;

And ever again, in the wink of an eye,

Painted stations whistle by.

Here is a child who clambers and scrambles,

All by himself and gathering brambles;

Here is a tramp who stands and gazes;

And here is the green for stringing the daisies!

Here is a cart runaway in the road

Lumping along with man and load;

And here is a mill, and there is a river:

Each a glimpse and gone forever!

Robert Louis Stevenson

I HAD A HIPPOPOTAMUS

With the recent launch of the BBC Poetry Season, I am delighted to say that I have been reminded of the pleasures to be found in poetry and to regret that in the modern world there is little enough time for it in our lives.

As a child I enjoyed poetry from a very young age and have struggled to find a copy of one of my favourite childhood poems - The Piffle Poffle - it featured in my first ever poetry book - Happy Landings published by Zebra Books in 1971. If aonyone has a copy and can post the verse here I would as the last line of the poem states... 'be a friend for life'.

I have, however, been able to locate two other favourites from that time of my life. The first can be found in Spike Milligan's Book of Milliganimals published in 1968 and the second in Evan's Book Of Verse, published in 1972.








Silly Old Baboon by Spike Milligan



There was a baboon
Who one afternoon
Said I think I will fly to the sun
So with great palms
strapped to his arms
he started he takeoff run


Mile after mile
He galloped in style
But never once left the ground
You’re going too slow
said a passing crow
Try reaching the speed of sound


So
he put on a spurt
My God how it hurt
both the soles of his feet caught on fire
As he went through a stream
There were great clouds of steam
But he never got any higher


On and on through the night
both his knees caught alight
clouds of smoke billowed out of his rear!!!
Quick to his aid
Were the fire brigade
They chased him for over a year

Many moons passed by
Did Baboon ever fly
Did he ever get to the sun
I’ve just heard today,
he’s well on his way
He’ll be passing through Acton at one.




PS - well, what do you expect from a baboon











I Had a Hippopotamus by Patrick Barrington


I had a hippopotamus; I kept him in a shed
And fed him upon vitamins and vegetable bread.
I made him my companion on many cheery walks,
And had his portrait done by a celebrity in chalks.


His charming eccentricities were known on every side.
The creature's popularity was wonderfully wide.
He frolicked with the Rector in a dozen friendly tussles,
Who could not but remark on his hippopotamuscles.

If he should be affected by depression or the dumps
By hippopotameasles or hippopotamumps
I never knew a particle of peace 'till it was plain
He was hippopotamasticating properly again.

I had a hippopotamus, I loved him as a friend
But beautiful relationships are bound to end.
Time takes, alas! our joys from us and robs us of our blisses.
My hippopotamus turned out to be a hippopotamissus.

My housekeeper regarded him with jaundice in her eye.
She did not want a colony of hippopotami.
She borrowed a machine gun from her soldier-nephew, Percy
And showed my hippopotamus no hippopotamercy.

My house now lacks the glamour that the charming creature gave.
The garage where I kept him is as silent as a grave.
No longer he displays among the motor-tires and spanners
His hippopotamastery of hippopotamanners.

No longer now he gambols in the orchard in the Spring;
No longer do I lead him through the village on a string;
No longer in the mornings does the neighborhood rejoice
To his hippopotamusically-modulated voice.

I had a hippopotamus, but nothing upon the earth
Is constant in its happiness or lasting in its mirth.
No life that's joyful can be strong enough to smother
My sorrow for what might have been a hippopotamother.

FLEEGLE, BINGO, DROOPER AND SNORKY...

Are you old enough to remember The Banana Splits? Which one was your favourite?

I must admit to Fleegle being mine. I wonder if it was the ears??? Or might it have been his fireman's helmet? There is something about a man in uniform...

For those of you who claim to be too young to remember, the Banana Splits were a fantastic, if rather disturbing, bunch of animals (well men in furry suits really), who shared a house and it seemed to me had life pretty much sewn up (excuse the pun).

You can find out everythingyoucouldeverneedtoknowaboutbananasplits by clicking on the following link;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Splits


And now for more banana related musings.

Despite cookery lessons from my mother, baking has never really been my strong suit...

Don't get me wrong, I can just about rustle up an edible meal without the need for hospitalisation, but when it comes to traditional homebaking of cakes, breads and biscuits, I'm just not up to the task in hand.

This wasn't a great help when I found myself with some rather sad looking bananas nestling up to the apples and limes in the fruit bowl. I knew they were pas their best bad when Hubby stopped taking them to work after Wednesday.

So, what does a girl do when faced with such a dilema?



I had already established that blackbirds don't like bananas so in desperation I decided to thumb through my cookery books to see if they held any clues as to what I could make with them.

Hallelujah! Queen Delia Smith came to my rescue with her All In One Banana and Walnut Loaf!

Attracted to the 'all in one' aspect of the recipe I decided that this might just be simple enough for me to try. The less science involved the better chance I stood of some kind of success.

So I began by finding all of the relevant ingredients, well I had most of them, who needs an orange and a lemon zest after all? I chucked in a few sultanas instead (nobody would know) and who really can tell the difference between a large and a medium sized egg? Apart from a chicken?

With simplicity being the watchword, everything just got mixed up a bit and poured into a loaf tin. OK so I had a near miss with the pouring element of the procedure but most of it went in the tin. At least more went in than all over the kitchen surface so that had to be a good thing.

I carefully placed my handywork in the oven, set the timer and waited, and waited and waited. When the buzzer went after 55mins I slowly opened the door to see that it had at least risen. Although it did look rather anaemic. So I shut the door and waited for a further 10mins after which things were looking a lot more promising.

I almost pulled a muscle taking the loaf out of the oven. It was not exactly what you would call lighter than air. I reckon it weighed as much as a housebrick but it did at least look vaguely edible and do you know, when we cut into it the next day I was pretty impressed with myself.

Here's a photo. What do you think?




Feeling hungry? Make your own by checking out Delia's idiot proof recipe below. If I can do it, anyone can do it.

Happy Baking!

Hx


http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/banana-and-walnut-loaf,1090,RC.html

LIFE IS LIKE WAITING AT A BUS STOP...

Sometimes life is all or nothing....don't you find?

Maybe it's just me but life seems to go in waves and there doesn't seem to be any logic as to why.

Since losing my job in February I have been focusing on getting my own business off the ground and that has been a slow and sometimes difficult process. Don't get me wrong, it's a great thing to be doing but it has required me to change significantly in order to achieve anything. And I'm still changing.

As we all know change can be a difficult thing to deal with and without the support of friends and family it can be quite stressful too!

Until now I have always been able to 'hide' behind the company I have worked for and use it as a 'mask' but now as a budding 'entrepreneur' I am my business and that can be challenging.

Despite being reasonably gregarious, I often struggle when I walk into a room of complete strangers and I for some reason seem to have set myself up to do exactly that on three different occasions this week alone!

What am I? Mad?

Tonight I am off to a public speaking group for the first time and don't really know what to expect. apart from sweaty palms.
http://www.the-asc.org.uk/.

Thursday sees me making my first visit to the local WI (apparently I am not too young any more) http://www.thewi.org.uk/

and on Friday I am off to a Chamber Networking group.http://www.shropshire-chamber.co.uk/

They say it is all character building and we can all do with a bit of that from time to time but I wonder if I am the only person who struggles with a room full of strangers or whether everyone else feels the same way?

I guess the only way to find out is to ask them...